most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap

me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

"I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone."
— (via egal-schillerwardichter)

(Source: lauralittlex, via xhumanfailurex)